Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML
Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Wart remover probably doesn't also double as wound remover. But it was a solid attempt. :D
UserDoesNotExist 12
Oops, but mistakes happen and I hope nothing goes wrong.
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Comments (20)
worldclassrager 41
Now if it was freeze away remover that will actually be a bit beneficial
Muerteds 18
**** all of your life. Ouch.
cho_bee 9
Where was your open wound? Never mind, forget I asked.
Linesse 2
putting on liquid bandaid on an open wound would've hurt just as much tbh
Linesse 2
spraying liquid bandaid over an open wound probably would've hurt just as much as you're putting chemicals directly into your wound. tried it when I had a bunch of open blisters from these heels I wore for graduation and it was terribly painful. wasn't until afterward that I read on the bottle that it's supposed to be more of a protective skin to prevent wounds or just cover small scrapes and scabs rather than completely open wounds.