Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Welshite 40
Did you scream "baby, baby, baby, ooh..."?
cmayer 20
I am so very sorry for your misfortune.
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Comments (250)
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Anybody who likes Justin Bieber is way too young for you.
28already 2
My girl made me play husband.
ColbyGB 13
Never go full gay..
JoseIsAdork 31
I have the up most respect for you right now, you went where no man has gone before! ×_×
bosox29 14
What exactly did you do to role play as a douchebag? Like what could you have possibly done? The only thing I can think of is maybe you had to wear really tight pants and shake your ass a lot or maybe...you know what I give up on this one FYL buddy!!!
catwho 18
I just question JB's brain. He has talent, he just hides it 98% of the time, though sadly it's true he's making the music that sells. Now him getting into arguments with NFL linebackers after almost hitting there kids while speeding is another matter.
krakhd 15
that's just sick and that's what you get for doing that.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
YDI for being willing to do it.
BrotherTheo 31
All kidding aside for one moment- You should never be guilted into sex, as a man or as a woman. Ever. If you want to, as two (or more...) people to work something out in role play, or whatever, that's one thing. To have such an intimate experience because you feel 'guilted' into by your partner? It shows a huge lack of respect for you, and your relationship. Just my two cents.
superdom 12
I used to like Justin beiber and his music however it's turning to shit just like Selena's music 2 :(