Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Thanks, I guess?
Today, after months of helping my girlfriend accommodate into her new apartment to escape from her abusive mother, she thanked me by posting an Instagram story with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
And she gave you a gift too The gift of being able to get a better girlfriend than her, and that's a good thing, because you need it, when girls are like that, you need to get someone who cares more for you and you can have a future with:) So now you can start from fresh with someone new, maybe learn something new about yourself or others, have a nice day ^_^
Yousuck24 21
Well...at least you don't have to give her a gift!
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Comments (113)
SadIife 6
Go to her graduation ceremonies and boo her off when her name is called.
Briiyahh 7
I'm sorry find some one better you deserve someone better OP!!! :)
leadawg75 12
Oh **** man that sucks. Maybe you could give him a little gift. Take him out to eat, buy him a knuckle sandwich? Eh?
AlexBblah 10
Or a **** meat sandwich lmao
noisebox 1
You know she's been banging that guy for a while already, this didn't just ( come) out the blue. Throw out all her stuff and start fresh, and yourself a new girlfriend...
kimg0885 23
Guess you didn't make the grade?
FML_14u2c 14
She "graduated" to someone different. New school, new guy?
BunBunBabe 8
You seem to be taking this well..
angiefilee 5
I sorry
Leslier_fml 4
Well she gave you your freedom back. Enjoy it while you find a better girl.
cman90 4
Sorry, but that just proves she wasn't meant for you, there are way more women out there don't just settle for one lol