Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Thanks, I guess?
Today, after months of helping my girlfriend accommodate into her new apartment to escape from her abusive mother, she thanked me by posting an Instagram story with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
And she gave you a gift too The gift of being able to get a better girlfriend than her, and that's a good thing, because you need it, when girls are like that, you need to get someone who cares more for you and you can have a future with:) So now you can start from fresh with someone new, maybe learn something new about yourself or others, have a nice day ^_^
Yousuck24 21
Well...at least you don't have to give her a gift!
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Comments (113)
inkracer 6
You're Scotty, aren't you?
inkracer 6
You're Scotty, aren't you?
masmith 4
Haaaaaaaaaa
perdix 31
She did the Math, found Chemistry with someone else, and now, you're History!
MidnaLink 35
way to rub it in d-bag
perdix 31
I thought it was a pretty funny way to rub it in, but I thought others would join in with puns based on other school subjects.
KiddNYC1O 22
I never seen a pun fly over someone's head so fast!
jpjb 6
Just remember your parents taught you when you were growing up to give your old toys to those who are less fortunate than you are so you could make room for the newer and better ones :)
newbiehere99 6
Did she graduate from FSU? Free **** University
Domitan 1
"my girlfriend broke up with me" Great fml.
AlexBblah 10
How did she gift her self a boyfriend? Gift her. New a girl to be jelous about, the first thing in my head was the relationship so bad? :O
rcgirl2 11
Just move on. You'll find somebody better than her.
stepymac 15
What a bitch she doesn't deserve you