TheAngryBird
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my girlfriend gave me her ex-boyfriend's hoodie as a gift. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
JG
Melbourne, United States
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Alex
Mexico City, Mexico
Thanks, I guess?
Today, after months of helping my girlfriend accommodate into her new apartment to escape from her abusive mother, she thanked me by posting an Instagram story with her new boyfriend. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
hk
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Top comments
Keevarou 17
And she gave you a gift too The gift of being able to get a better girlfriend than her, and that's a good thing, because you need it, when girls are like that, you need to get someone who cares more for you and you can have a future with:) So now you can start from fresh with someone new, maybe learn something new about yourself or others, have a nice day ^_^
Yousuck24 21
Well...at least you don't have to give her a gift!
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Comments (113)
brooke_ily 4
scotty doesnt know
Typhoone_fml 1
So don't tell Scotty!!!
munchy22 5
that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know...
stonedfishies 10
Well at least now you don't have to purchase a graduation gift for her and you're free to date new people. :]
aylard 0
Tell her you had sex with her mother or bestfriend. c;
hockeyoceancity 13
Or both at the same time. :)
GVirdi 11
It would make him look bad when her mom or bestfriend calls his bluff
aylard 0
I was kidding :p
bwzwally8 15
Well as my parents always say " give your used toys to the less fortunate"
MidnaLink 35
If by "less fortunate" you mean the new boyfriend, agreed.
WearingHats 14
Pow, right in the joke comprehension.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Give yourself a gift and hook up with her best friend.
xmaximusx 12
Probably will anyway he's mostlikely the guy her bff forever
xmaximusx 12
Was in love with
unknown_user5566 27
93- Best friend forever (bff) forever? That's a bit redundant.
Jasonf6 0
Better off without that **** anyhow.
Clamcreepy 7
Sharing is caring :)
patrickalamo 48
Go do her friends.
stephalicious10 7
Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know. Great song, dog move.
erinnrose 9
She's definitely not worth it, just forget about her