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TheAngryBird Grimsby, Canada

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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Keevarou 17

And she gave you a gift too The gift of being able to get a better girlfriend than her, and that's a good thing, because you need it, when girls are like that, you need to get someone who cares more for you and you can have a future with:) So now you can start from fresh with someone new, maybe learn something new about yourself or others, have a nice day ^_^

Yousuck24 21

Well...at least you don't have to give her a gift!

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LittleDevil01 4

Well get off here and do something about it then...

Leftoverjello 6

At least she didn't wait until after you gave her a graduation gift to break up with you unless she did. Then that says more about her than you and you're very lucky to be rid of her.

Badpesci 10

Same thing happened to me last year. It gets better. That I can assure you.

icemand90 17

graduated from gold digging academy? with a bachelor of *****?

TheAngryKitten 0

What kind of heartless bastards think that this poor sod deserved this? Why don't these stupid Trolls and troglodites get off of FML and go back to 4chan?

AnhedonicRightNo 1

Anyone else think of euro trip and the song Scotty Doesn't Know?

badgirl114 0

So u guys broke up.. I don't see the big deal

MidnaLink 35

They didn't break up, I'm guessing...

Cypherrr 13

This kind of reminded me of the beginning of Eurotrip. You deserve better and will find someone who will treat you like you deserve to be treated. :]

larouche362 10

Maybe he has a better user name?

tcervee 6

Same thing happened to me