Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
DAMMit
Australia
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inked out
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
NoTattoo
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Alfreton, United Kingdom
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Anonymous
Love is hell
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Angelofkarma
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Anonymous
Keep in touch
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Top comments
squirell_AIDS69 0
YDI for getting matching tattoos with your girlfriend. Dumb move.
mandypandypants 4
At least you had somewhat of a brain and didn't get her name.
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Comments (98)
zapzapp 0
lol that sucks
YouBeenTrolled 0
You're fake. Change the picture. Taylor.
DropDead77 11
must've been one hell of a tattoo
QueenOfBoredom 0
even worse if its just a shitty one
Math92_fml 0
Damm, im sorry for you dude :(
daddy15 0
ydi for having a gf.
AwayWithTheWind 0
- I don't see why everyone is bitching about the whole, 'love tattoo' shit. Everyone has their own way of expressing their love for another human being, some people show their love and commitment by rings, some with something more permanent such as a tattoo. Either way it sucks that, that ***** did that, but hey just let that tattoo be a reminder that if you want something permanent to symbolize your love, find someone who is worth it.
YouBeenTrolled 0
You, my friend, been trolled. You're also God for saying that. (Although, I'm atheist. Kekekeke.)
CherryBomb511 3
No one is bitching. We are merely just stating our opinion that OP was naive enough to think that his relationship with his said ***** ex girlfriend was strong enough to get a tattoo for. Chances are in the future, OP will look at it and think how dumb he was for getting it in the first place; hopefully he will get to know the next one a little better before he gets to the tattoo stage. : P Plus he always has the option of removal if he has the money and wants to go through more pain then it took to get.
kev11745 0
hi
pandabearsmiles 0
Why are you guys callign her a *****? You know nothing about her side of the story, and his didn't provide mucb information.
mightymart 5
yd everything thats gonna happen to you for getting a "love" tatoo.. come on man, love is rarely permanent, tatoos are.. dumb move
kedaboo 0
damn that sucks... fyl
Googlieeyes92 0
Just put the word "sucks" after your love tattoo, atleast it makes sense in your situation. Btw FYl
unidentified_sta 5
I want matching love with my tattoo.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Ouch. That stings! That guy sounds like a real prick.
HansHansen 8
The girl sounds like a real ****.