Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Inked out
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Love is hell
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Keep in touch
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
YDI for getting matching tattoos with your girlfriend. Dumb move.
mandypandypants 4
At least you had somewhat of a brain and didn't get her name.
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muchagente 5
"today, my wife left me for someone else, even though we are married. and i thought true love stays forever. FML" sorry you all, but i can't really see the big difference in getting matching tattoos and getting married. if you believe in the one and only love for once and ever, do either. if you don't, treat your important people with respect and dignity, hope for the best, and remain on good terms if it ends. but don't give me that shit about "oh, you shouldn't get such a tattoo, everyone knows that relationships don't last" while at the same time making such a glorious hype thing about marriage and true love.
ooshrooms 1
...except for the fun you, your friends, and family have at a reception as opposed to the private pain of a tattoo, and the legal benefits to marriage, and the ease of taking the ring off if the relationship fails (like around 50% do). Yeah, no difference at all.
TaTaTanyaHo 5
tattoos stay on your body forever where as a marriage license doesn't
spanelli 16
59- Tattoos can be removed or covered with another tattoo.
pdp_fml 21
Well, way back when, mostly sailors would get tattoos. These days many young people get tattoos. It does seem as if most relationships don't last very long. I got married in 1974, so we have been married for about 36 years. I still love the same woman that I married in 1974. I hope that you young people get into committed relationships that last a lifetime. I and my wife are Christians and we don't have tattoos. We try to keep Christ at the center of our relationship.
RonRon951 0
FYL ps ZapZap is a major hottie ;)
RonRon951 0
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kev11745 0
agreed
Faux94 0
yeah YDI for getting a love tattoo with your girlfriend. how originally retarded.
ykthechild 0
I'm pretty sure it's hinting us along...though I can't seem to place where it could be
Beck2209 0
Oh, the irony. At least you can get the tattoo removed? FYL
Acousticpixie14 6
Whether love is permanent or not is one thing, however YDI because getting a "love tattoo" is a guaranteed sure fire way to end a relationship. Okay maybe that's not a YDI but seriously, dumb move. I hope your next girl is worth your time
tygerarmy 35
That sucks, not only did you lose a girlfriend, more importantly you lost a tattoo artist. It took years before I found a tattoo artist I'd let touch me. Best of luck finding a new artist, you'll find a better one, who won't **** your girlfriend, you may even find a girl artist to be your girlfriend.
Wuhuh 0
and that is why you never get matching tattoos.
ferniebabi 0
I got a tattoo of someone I loved but that was my Dad and maybe next time go for a temporary tat
Wuhuh 0
yeah but that is completely understandable. That's a different situation.