Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
DAMMit
Australia
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inked out
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
NoTattoo
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Alfreton, United Kingdom
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Anonymous
Love is hell
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Angelofkarma
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Anonymous
Keep in touch
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Top comments
squirell_AIDS69 0
YDI for getting matching tattoos with your girlfriend. Dumb move.
mandypandypants 4
At least you had somewhat of a brain and didn't get her name.
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Comments (98)
cbr1000 0
Ironyyy !
kev11745 0
your an idiot for getting a tattoo for your gf. dumbass
theamyamers 0
I agree with Kev11745. I mean seriously, just because you are in "love" with someone does not mean you will spend the rest of your life with her.. Now you have a reminder of how you lost a girl that "loved you" on you forever and ever. good for you buddy!
DriAA7 17
Pansie Ass
danceoo 0
um, you're an idiot for getting the tattoo. never get one with someone's name; you're just asking for trouble
dt520 4
girls who are only attracted to tattoos are as dumb as guys who are only attracted to big ****. be glad.
KateKiddo 6
Thats y u never get that kind of tats.
angiedancesalott 8
you should NEVER* tattoo anything your body when it comes to realtionships. you never know what will be the outcome and you dont want to regret having a tattoo that matched your ex girlfriends.
angelgirl765 0
were did u get the tattoos
kassiesousa 0
YDI for gettin a matching tatoo with your girlfriend. Relationships end in break ups and marriages end in divorce then your stuck with that ugly shit forever