Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Inked out
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Love is hell
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Keep in touch
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
YDI for getting matching tattoos with your girlfriend. Dumb move.
mandypandypants 4
At least you had somewhat of a brain and didn't get her name.
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Comments (98)
itsbutagame 0
don't you mean boyfriend?
amber6701 1
was the tattoo artists name Joe? I know a tattooist who steals girlfriends while he cheats on his own. I was his own for a while until I found out about the cheating. he's a douche...
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for getting matching love tattoos.
kacielikewhoa 0
YDI for getting matching "love" tattoos. :)
EmmyGrangerDC 0
OUCH.
sallen0046 4
It's your own fault for getting matching tattoos with anyone, especially someone you're not even engaged to.
ncvolley123 8
ydi for getting a matching tattoo with someone ur not married 2.
shortymac 0
Today, this chick came into the tattoo shop where I had done work for her and some douchebag earlier in the week, and professed her love for me. I guess I shouldn't have done such a good job on her "love" tattoo. She is ugly as shit and I would never date her after she was with the last guy she brought in. He definitely looked like he was half retarded.
rainydaygirl 0
All of these comments go on and on about how OP deserves it for getting a love tattoo. At least the tattoo had meaning and was symbolic for something that OP may or may not regret. It could have been much worse, they could have woken up new years day with a vulgar tattoo in a highly noticeable area!
ThisGuy00WIN 0
In the words of Johnny Cash, "Those people who leave ya ain't any good. Get a respectin man, without no damned disrespectin tatoos, and make your life like music."