Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
vballgirly28 16
That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.
helpfulwhale 12
She really let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't she?
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Comments (113)
mister3 4
First thing I did last week when my gf dumped me was unfriend her on the fb. Who wants to see what she's doing now and get all hurt about it ?
chosha_fml 27
I'm curious to know what 'no real reason' means. Because maybe Y did DI. Her friend seemed to immediately understand why.
Thatmascot 7
Maybe you should try out eating pussycat.
jsgervais84_fml 12
FYL but being dumped only to find out your lover already has a new boyfriend a few hours later makes you feel like having being cheated on top of it.
CorpsmanUp88 21
man I feel uniquely sorry for that fellow
InsomniaCafe 11
It's a hint that she might prefer pussy
practicallyjesus 7
I doubt their relationship will work out anyways. Cats and bitches don't usually mix.
cptcat 10
Ha! Mutual friend. That's a good one. I guess you know better now.
Tootsieroll0505 19
You need to talk to that mutal friend of yours
venomlash 9
A cat is fine too.