Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found out that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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pawpaw_fml 0
At least it wasn't a *****...
pyromaniac222222 0
Did you ask for them back?
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Comments (59)
genius_man16 1
"Very naughty"? What? How is that even remotely naughty? Maybe I'm outta the social loop here or something, but I wouldn't think finding my girlfriends undies in my backback would be naughty or erotic, i'd just be like "wtf?"
DameGreyWulf 1
I think the implication is the erotic part. "here are my panties, they're already off" or things along those lines Personally I thought it more like a sneaky-cute couple thing. Not a conventional one though, that's for sure lol...
kapay 0
Ehh, if my girlfriend did that I think it would be well worth the talk. Your life sounds like it's going pretty well actually.
soda88 0
SEXUAL HARRASMENT PANDA
Witchcraft_fml 5
q(o.o)p Text panda fail, I know. :[
BeeSkwaird 0
Apostrophe fail.
Rx_man1 0
#33 dude can u be any less heterosexual lol
bohler86 2
how can you not tell that there would be an obvious bulge in a folder of papers. idk i think it would be a tip off.
CosmicPossum 2
Just what else was in that alleged folder that made it so you didn't notice a pair of panties?
bibobobonnor 8
number 42 although many people would maybe he just didn't look in it
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
Dude, what he means by nasty is, that they smelled Reeeeeaaaal fishy. (:
SeaGhile 0
How exactly is this sexual harassment? PC-happy scum.
slag_ 0
i wonder what the professor thought, "why are there female panties in a folder that belongs to a boy?" ;)