Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML
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Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
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ICastillo 25
******* Klingon ******, they'll get you in trouble.
ICastillo 25
Yeah man that's how you get the grammar nazis pissed.
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4ugu4 7
That's why I never invite my girlfriend to my family game night.
lilhellian 27
You have to admit it is a test to see how much she loves you. :)
Axipiter 24
You shoulf only ever invite your girlfriend to Risk night. Risk is a perfectly acceptable judgement of someone's worthiness of anything in life.
hollenbackam 12
At least they have good imaginations.
lilhellian 27
Ahh yes, the human imagination, truly a gift and a curse. We can create the society we enjoy today, yet at the same time invent new ways to kill our enemies and possibly ourselves. Such a wonder the power and wonder we posses.
lilhellian 27
Such an amazing display of power and wonder we posses.** How the hell did I fail that bad. Sorry for it everyone.
Brssps 13
Sounds more like life lol
WCARlover 35
Well, hopefully you can go to her house a lot!
Nyahko 16
your family sounds fun
KingCeltic77 18
Pretty much all Monopoly games end like that so just be thankful nobody got stabbed.
CuriousAlien 7
If she REALLY likes you, she'll get over it and still like you. She can't be mad, I bet her family isn't perfect. Plus if I was her, I would probably be laughing my ass off during the game.
Lauren324 18
I thought men and woman don't associate with each other in jail, mainly because they aren't aloud.
JAMSM 6
Well, that's a very new age and 1st world country view. Also. Allowed*
ICastillo 25
I'm not sure if serious or just a joke or dumb?!?
Lauren324 18
I realize how dumb this looks, I truly regret it. Damn editing time isn't long enough!
BananerzFresh 12
Lol. She was probably very amused. You never know she might want to give it another try.
Eganstein 3
That was supposed to say transvestite, not *****, they changed it :/
ICastillo 25
Either way OP that's one hell of a game night man.