drummahboi99
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fuck off, for real
Ft Mitchell, United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Nico711
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Double blow
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Anonymous
Helsinki, Finland
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
irresponsible
United States
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
ugh
Tampa, United States
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Budapest, Hungary
Eternity
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Satan's Lil elf
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
If she ordered a McChicken, just give her the bird.
Cashtangoteam 10
Do you want fries with that?
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Comments (155)
faithlee 13
You're 15. I highly doubt you even have a job flamer. Chances are you first job will be in fast food...
poopyfacegirl 28
What did she ordered BTW?
Steve95401 49
You want fries with that? Thank you, drive through.
cbchuckbass 5
Just because u can't get a gf doesn't means others can't!
perdix 31
Two all-beef patties, another dude's special sauce, lettuce, cheese, my freedom, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed kiss my bun.
BrittRoxx101 7
Whats wrong with that
FairRabbit 4
You must be a shallow idiot if you don't know what's wrong with breaking up this way. Breaking up should be a face-to-face conversation that lasts more than...oh I don't know...10 seconds? Learn some human decency and respect.
Mackenzie99 6
What a considerate girlfriend you had -.- maybe it's for the best ? :3 would u agree?
Llama_Face89 34
This wouldn't have happened if you worked at Burger King. :P
ty1992_farmlife 12
Well, that's sucks. She seems like a bitch so jus move on. You don't need that drama in your life.
Abercrombie1102 0
creative break up. haha did you give her her order btw??