drummahboi99
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fuck off, for real
Ft Mitchell, United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Nico711
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Double blow
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Anonymous
Helsinki, Finland
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
irresponsible
United States
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
ugh
Tampa, United States
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Budapest, Hungary
Eternity
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Satan's Lil elf
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
If she ordered a McChicken, just give her the bird.
Cashtangoteam 10
Do you want fries with that?
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Comments (155)
rexgar2000 10
considering you have such ******* ugly face followed by a retarded comment from a 15 year old brat that probably gets everything from mommy and daddy, I'm surprised you haven't got the rath from the FML club. A job is a job and I honor everyone who has one.
TheBatman_37 2
Sucks that you work at macdonalds
DocBastard 40
Now now, let's not bash a kid so severely. At least wait until he comes back to defend himself by claiming he was just being sarcastic.
KindaFunnyRight 8
Did she order a new boyfriend?
kaykay20 0
Did you spit or cum in her food and rub it on the dirty floor? Hear many people do it and it would have been a good revenge on your part if you felt hurt enough to get back at her for breaking your heart. I though would never do that.
1seven1 0
You should've told your manager you were being harassed by an irate woman. Side note: that was a b move your better off
TheBeanieChic 1
"I would like a number 3 with a side of a new boyfriend"
thepoon876 1
OP's Gf:"Yes i would like a one big mac, a side of medium fries, and a coke." OP:"is that all for you today mam?" OP's Gf::"No id also like a new boyfriend and some extra salt."
starburst7596 14
And that's why she broke up with you.
EPICROCKERNINJA 8
Spit in her food..