Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Double blow
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Eternity
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
If she ordered a McChicken, just give her the bird.
Cashtangoteam 10
Do you want fries with that?
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Comments (155)
guppyfishlette 1
You know what makes me laugh? How all these people are dissing the OP for working at McDonalds... Shut the hell up! Atleast OP has a job!
tylerbro 3
Spit on her buns. And that has 2 meanings ;)
ajjucool 0
You should have just told her that the bill is on you..
SILVERSTAR_6 17
Wow lmao but I would put rat droppings in her food If I found any and spit in her drink lol
perdix 31
Maybe God will notice that you are lonely and create you a McWoman out of one of your McRibs.
MissMisc3 7
You genuinely made me chuckle. I probably shouldn't have, but I did. :D Good comment.
fallingstarsxox 8
Spit in her drink
Icecream93 4
wtf is wrong with working at mcdonalds? I like that shit xd
dannyr22 8
*resists the temptation to say* you want fries with that heartbreak
fenfen16 5
Wonder why she broke up with you... O..o.
arnthegreat 0
I'll have a large number ONE, with a side of I'm dumping you.