drummahboi99
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fuck off, for real
Ft Mitchell, United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Nico711
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Double blow
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Anonymous
Helsinki, Finland
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
irresponsible
United States
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
ugh
Tampa, United States
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Budapest, Hungary
Eternity
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Satan's Lil elf
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
If she ordered a McChicken, just give her the bird.
Cashtangoteam 10
Do you want fries with that?
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Comments (155)
skeezle 0
Dang man I used to have that job it sucks...you shouldve told the guys cooking to spit in the order :) mmmmm McSpitcy
Kesha_Mei_Ash 0
Throw a burger at her face. Preferably a Big Mac.
fatalwish 6
Hey if nothing else at least she was creative
gpaine 0
Can I get a double Big Mac? with extra DUMPED
japtch 15
Double Big Mac? Sounds like diabetes.
SpruceDread4578 13
Only in America..
flockz 20
ooooohhhh that's almost as cold as a McFlurry or whatever the **** they're called.
kirsty777 3
Spit in her food.
FYLDeep 26
If it's anything like the McDonald's I worked at, then ALL the employees in the back heard it 'cause there's a speaker by the assembly line so you can hear what people order before it shows up on the monitor. I never worked the window, but sometimes when a real piece of work came threw the drive-thru I had to run up to the window to see the face of the dumbass.
purple91 8
Pretty dumb if she dumped you before you handed her the food.
1happymummy 14
Well you do work at mcdonalds. 'where does your boyfriend work?' Is not a question she will ever want to answer. How embarrassing!
slushpup9696 12
Oh noes! My boyfriend works at McDonalds! I can't date him! Now of all my snobby friends will look down on me!
maphineRAWRS 10
Points for creativity!