Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Tripartita 45
(Insert generic comment about how you're somehow lucky to have gotten dumped in such a bad way because… uh… it might save you trouble later, ignoring the fact that the actual FML is getting dumped at all and finding out that you have feelings for somebody so messed up. Mention bullets if necessary.)
kyrthrix 14
Dodged that bullet.
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Comments (63)
pjsr 33
Hopefully she'll catch your virus, and he'll go out and cheat on her while she's home with a fever, then he'll catch it too.
DoomedGemini 38
I mean it sucks, but I don't see why people are bashing her? She didn't cheat and she shouldn't fake a relationship because he's sick.. She had more feelings for someone else so she broke up with op. Yeah I think it was a dumb choice of person but she didn't really do anything wrong to op?
freedom111 7
You can damn well judge her for choosing a guy who treared her like crap over someone who needed her at that moment. I guess she prefers being a doormat to getting put on a pedestal. Yes she did not fake a relationship but her real self is pretty ugly.
DoomedGemini 38
Her real self is ugly because of who she has feelings for? Op is sick, that really sucks, she's not leaving him to bleed out or some shit. You're making this way more dramatic. We have no idea about her relationship with either of them. Some people are willing to give one last chance and for some it actually pays off. We don't know if op treats her like a princess or if this was out of nowhere. I agree FML because being dumped sucks, but being sick along with it is worse. But I don't really see a villain here and don't understand why the girl is being portrayed as one.
thejonac 21
it'd be nice to break up with him after he recovers in a polite manner and not hit him while he's down
DoomedGemini 38
And then people would be getting on her case for faking feelings? It can take weeks to recover, you want her faking a relationship until then?
annalily5 28
For all we know OP could also be an ass. Being sick doesn't make someone a saint (honestly the way many men act when they get the sniffles it wouldn't surprise me if he was being a dickish baby) and it's just a stomach bug, no reason to delay the inevitable.
awildwhisper 30
She missed the part about in sickness and in health. She doesn't sound ready for a relationship.
pjsr 33
They're not married
crudeandrudeguy 29
Dating... Still not a marriage.
extrasnipes 22
There was something wrong in your relationship OP, her.
Thegoofygoober 15
Sorry your sick, I hope you feel better. Also I guess losing a brain dead yuppie sucks too
cuz803 46
Good job. You don't deserve to have a person like that. Major bullet you dodged there.
thatweirdasian 22
Good job? OP wasn't the one who dumped her. What sort of a "good job" did OP do? I mean, it's true that OP's dodge a bullet, but I have no idea who you mean by "good job".
FalloutScrolls 25
OP, you're better off. Now get some R&R, sit back, and watch the trainwreck of her re-relationship go up in flames. Her ex cheated once. It'll happen again. Besides, the definition of "insanity" is doing the same thing and expecting different results. Hope you feel better soon.
Goblin182 27
Some people just have a sick desire to be in an abused relationship.
Tyrax 16
What a horrible bitch. She couldn't at least wait until you were feeling better? You deserve better, OP.
tounces7 28
The Bright side of this is, she's going to be the one posting the FML next when her Ex screws her over again because she's too dumb to learn.