Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Tripartita 45
(Insert generic comment about how you're somehow lucky to have gotten dumped in such a bad way because… uh… it might save you trouble later, ignoring the fact that the actual FML is getting dumped at all and finding out that you have feelings for somebody so messed up. Mention bullets if necessary.)
kyrthrix 14
Dodged that bullet.
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Comments (63)
edward_cooper 10
this is ****** up fr coz like shes aint even hoe. may be if you liked her you shouldnt have pulled out. lol
edward_cooper 10
are yal retarded or just being an edgy naive? like wtf? she didnt cheated on him or is hoing, shes just being ******* dumb bitch thats it! so for anybody talking shit about her go **** yourself!
shitstorm28 11
I hope the next girl you date is smarter. Get well soon, op.
Justinspires 5
Well if she wants to reread the book and she knows the ending, she deserves what she gets
rita91 5
She's an idiot, I know you didn't feel well but be glad she moved on. In the long run you would never be able to trust her or also scared she was making bad decisions. As you can tell she needs work or her decision making
catanita 18
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Twisted_Angel 17
OP, trust me when I say this: someday she will realize her mistake. A cheater is always a cheater. He'll burn her again, and she'll come running back to you. Don't make the same mistake she did. Remember why she dumped you, and tell her to move on somewhere else.
Idontevenknowwhattoput 4
Obviously she lacks any empathy, doesn't care about you like she should, and isn't the most logical or strong minded girl. Sounds like she did you a favor OP! Hopefully you'll find a girl soon who cares about you just as much as you care about her! :)
shinikageWolf 15
In a few months we'll be hearing about how OP had to deal with his ex-girlfriend crying at their doorstep after her boyfriend cheated again.
manuwish 9
there's no good time to break up..but she picked a practical one if OP has female friends, the poor sick dumped puppy could've raised a lot of motherly instincts :) maybe she was more egoistic though and decided it was her chance to flee while he was down and couldn't follow her or hold her back..before judging her a heartless bitch, some of the fml commenters should maybe ask themselves too how and why a cheating arse could be preferred to OP..no offence OP..it just raises questions..