Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
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Tripartita 45
(Insert generic comment about how you're somehow lucky to have gotten dumped in such a bad way because… uh… it might save you trouble later, ignoring the fact that the actual FML is getting dumped at all and finding out that you have feelings for somebody so messed up. Mention bullets if necessary.)
kyrthrix 14
Dodged that bullet.
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Comments (63)
Araoth 5
Nobody still said this? Unbelievable! That's a shitty situation you're in! :-D Get it, cause of the stomach virus? OK, I'll see myself out...
thatweirdasian 22
Um, just.....no.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I don't know, but if I were ever cheated on in a relationship, I wouldn't give them a second chance.
Momperella 5
You poor baby. To your ex, Karma's a Bitch, Bitch! ?
knepmj 13
Been there it sucks
Unlucky1232 20
she's either a bitch or one hell of a doormat
Rabbitmcv 9
Minnesota
Tripartita 45
Arizona
LevelupKid 8
seriously....WHAT THE ****?! It's official women are ******* crazy....
lifes_rough23 8
well she's not the brightest crayon on the crayon box. seriously though you can do better.
YourOpinionSucks 22
For some reason this was so satisfying to read. But what I always say is if they dump you, go **** their sister. (or closest female relative)
thejonac 21
Well they deserve each other