Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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mangocherrypie 0
Don't worry, I've been sick for a week as well and my boyfriend started telling me "I'm faking it". Sure, when only codeine works for my bleeding sore throat, it must be that I'm faking. I took matters into my own hands and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush. It won't make him more compassionate but I think it will keep me from slapping him.
perdix 31
Funny, you don't look fluish.
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Comments (57)
xElise_fml 0
A former friend of mine said the exact same thing to me. I've had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome for 5 years.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
Damn 5 years? **** your life way more than OP's.
xElise_fml 0
Yeah, and I'm 15. So instead of going out with my friends and all that, I'll be spending my teen years in bed. Yay me?
Witchcraft_fml 5
Tell her she should have taken advantage of you being bedridden. SEX! SEX! SEX! *cough* *sneeze*
Simone88 0
thats her loss
did_it_4_lulz 0
OP - You were obviously dating an idiot if she didn't realize you were sick.
mangocherrypie 0
Don't worry, I've been sick for a week as well and my boyfriend started telling me "I'm faking it". Sure, when only codeine works for my bleeding sore throat, it must be that I'm faking. I took matters into my own hands and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush. It won't make him more compassionate but I think it will keep me from slapping him.
rockstarK9 0
Stupid *****, **** her.
icanfloat12 0
sorry, but she was obviously using you for your money.
hasty_D 0
you seem quite optimist :p
noshitsherlock 0
*YAWN* this shit is so old. "I'm a ******* loser with a bitch/asshole gf/bf, feel sorry for me!" NO, you ******* idiot. If you don't like that shit, then DON'T waste your time with low-quality people, and don't complain on the internet when it's your own damn fault for choosing to be with said people. It's not rocket science.
BritishHobo 0
Yeah, don't COMPLAIN on FML. What were you THINKING?
noshitsherlock 0
don't complain on FML about your loser boyfriend/girlfriend, genius.
loooooooooool_fml 1
Really now, who gives you the right to complain about the FML's?If you don't like the FML's, don't read them. Better yet, stop complaining all together. This site is built on stuff like this, being it that your dog died or your crazy ex-girlfriend got you to impregnate her.
noshitsherlock 0
You have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old. OBVIOUSLY, you DON'T CHOOSE to have your dog die, but you have complete control on whether or not you have a loser bf/gf. STFU and learn how to read, idiot.
zipit66 0
BS
protwtf 0
YDI for being a pussy bitch. Tell that **** to stfu and come give you a bj. You need to take control of the situation.