Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML
Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML
Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Top comments
FluffythePink 23
Time for a new boyfriend. Hope you feel better soon 🫂
mike3775 39
Your boyfriend does t see you as a girlfriend, he sees you as mommy
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Comments (5)
FluffythePink 23
Time for a new boyfriend. Hope you feel better soon 🫂
mike3775 39
Your boyfriend does t see you as a girlfriend, he sees you as mommy
RichardPencil 32
Maybe ask the girls at the coffee shop to do his laundry for him? Women have a maternal instinct and love the chance to care for an incompetent man-boy.
JackWood 21
Sounds like you have been doing all the laundry. If you had a backbone and made him share the duties from the beginning this wouldn't have happened.
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah time for a new partner. Screw that. Are you his mommy? He should be doing half and half on a regular basis, let alone the fact that he should absolutely be picking up the slack since you’re sick. Time to let him go