Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Quite right
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Next time, text me instead
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randomnameflob 0
Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Both of you are idiots.
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Comments (329)
AnnyPants22 0
Why did you even make it an issue in the first place? Even if you "caught" her taking it, it's 75 ******* CENTS. I don't see a normal person even commenting on 75 cents being taken. A normal person.
supahnazi 0
mayb shes BEEN taking stuff from him ovr a long time and the 75 cents was just a "last straw"
blownfuse 0
be thankful!!! the girl was a gold digger. if this was a couple years down the road it woulda been child support and the house.
AllysaRenee 0
YDI. Wow.
kittiekat1337 0
true stealing is stealing I mean really? ESP in this economy that 75 cent could have been used for a meter or was partial gas money he was gonna use.... I've seen worse from ppl who were closer, he doesn't deserve her if she did that and thought he was wrong
myselfami 1
I wouldn't have let her keep it either. Change adds up. Be happy she dumped you now instead of after it started to make a huge impact on your wallet.
GLOCKMAMA 0
This is a win for society. If y'all are going to argue and break up over 75 cents, then it is good that you are no longer together and can't accidentally breed. Most childish break-up story I've ever read on here.
blazeit420 0
what a dumbass ( not u)
6joe9 0
Dumbass you lost ur girlfriend for 75 cents ( cheap ass) haha
laurel234567 4
Need to pick and choose your battles. But obviously the 75 cents was worth your relationship, how immature of both of you.