Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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Top comments
mrt8062 7
is she 13?
NessaMae 19
Wow, what a spineless hypocrite.
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Comments (85)
BanAnnalee 12
Well that's a bunch of bull.
warriorkitty_ 10
A girl who ain't mature enough to break up with you face to face? You are better off without her,OP. Seems like she is the problem here. :/
savwill 1
This reminded me of the TV show Chuck
perdix 31
When someone gives you a bullshit reason for breaking up, you don't want to know the real reason. Just move on and find someone else. Nothing to see here, folks.
khaoticpanda 28
Thats incredible immature of her, not to mention cowardly.
G_bear24 9
Well I guess that proves a point...
madriver10 4
i agree with #27 asking the friend out is a good call
Lawabidingcitizn 12
Not communication. I see a generation gap
kyuubi1 14
I think she was trying to prove her point.
RenegadeRDW 8
Hey man.. You're better off without her (: