Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
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onerandomtask 14
you dont wanna be with a girl that unreasonable and crazy
simplysarcastics 26
Wacko girlfriend... If she's that silly then i approve that break up.
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Comments (110)
Alicestraza 33
I'd be freaked if I simply overheard my boyfriend saying that with no context. If she had no reason to be suspicious and you proved it was just to your mom she's stupid for dumping you for something like that.
Airman1988 9
You shouldn't have to prove you were just saying "love you" to your mom unless he had already given her a reason not to trust him before. Regardless a guy would have to be pretty stupid to even say anything to another girl he was seeing while knowingly on the phone with his woman. seriously sometimes women are too paranoid.
Alicestraza 33
If your significant other is on the phone saying 'I love you' and you have no context it's understandable to be worried. Granted not so much as to dump someone. Also previous fmls have shown that people can be truly stupid about cheating.
limitedition 25
I don't think if I heard my guy saying "I love you" to someone on the phone I'd assume he was saying it to another girl. After all he has a family. If you feel that insecure with someone they probably aren't the one for you
SunAndMoon427 12
I'd be freaked out if I heard my boyfriend saying that simply because I know he doesn't say it to anyone besides me, including family, so unless the OP is like that which he clearly isn't, then she might've been looking for some excuse to leave
sig4life 18
If you can't give him a little trust until he proves otherwise you shouldn't be with him. You can ask, he will tell you. He shouldn't have to go through hoops to prove anything. It seems like people assume the worse. You have to have trust when you date.
arsenicalhumor 30
What. A. Woman. Can't even ask what was going on, just jumps to assumptions?
ShawnBushOG 9
if she doesn't believe you it probably wouldn't be a good relationship in the long run.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Tell her she was a better cook anyways...
CanadianCutie22 16
insecurity issues !!!
3rdbass 9
That's not the definition of insecurity.
gg27787 6
I don't see why you're getting thumbs down. It really isn't the definition of insecurity.
BellaBelle_fml 23
28 - Not necessarily. "Insecurity; Noun, plural in·se·cu·ri·ties. 1. The lack of confidence in oneself; self-doubt: He is plagued by his growing insecurity. 2. The quality or state of being insecure; instability: The insecurity of her financial position. 3. Insecurity brought on by another person; the lack of trust in someone other than oneself: The many insecurities of life."
abbiek2 11
Well if she didn't even let u explain that to her then ur better of with out her. Easier for me to say that tho I suppose!
SMHsohard 22
First of all, you're to be commended for remembering that it's ok to tell your mom you love her even when you're a grown up. If you feel the relationship with the girl is worth salvaging, try and explain. If she accepts it, move forward. If she doesn't, then move on.
LuckBeNimble 19
OP may not be a "grown up." which would actually explain his bat-shit crazy GF.
ligerzero459 24
Looks like she did you a favor. Take the opportunity to find someone who's not crazy and jealous
thatsdndn1 19
U dont need that type of girls .. believe me!
Adhdkid107 9
If your girlfriend doesn't even trust you then it's not worth it.