Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I loved her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
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onerandomtask 14
you dont wanna be with a girl that unreasonable and crazy
simplysarcastics 26
Wacko girlfriend... If she's that silly then i approve that break up.
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Comments (110)
lonelyman36 12
Dude, the last thing you need is a jealous girlfriend, unless she has reason to be.
TVKill3r 15
You're better off. Find someone who isn't crazy paranoid about you leaving them.
Anasazi 10
" Got your back,Jack....b*tches be crazy!!! "
xiaodoggiie 5
Well, it's actually hard to tell if a guy is really saying "Love you" to his mother, or if he's lying about it to save his ass :/
kabza 13
yeah OP's girlfriend totally thought he was seeing another girl
ThtAwkwardMoment 5
Probably a good thing you guys broke up, lol did she really think you would say "I love you" to another girl while right in front of her?
Pearls16 6
Let her go... She obviously doesn't trust you.
juwood 7
She has a lot of growing up to do before getting into another relationship. That's completely ridiculous....fyl OP. You can do much better, I'm sure.
doctorcrap 1
She aint worth it
onorexveritas 24
you proceeded to tell her this, right?