Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Sensitive
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Movie night
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?
IAmzephyr 22
I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.
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Comments (96)
cheyennefresh 11
Priorities
berkeleyjake 13
that's the circle of life, just try again
Timber147 9
Maybe you should date someone older?
AlwaysLuvMorgan 5
Childish
anavickers 9
It's a great Disney Classic but to dump someone because they haven't seen it is just ridiculous
JamesILoveFML 11
I bet that left a Scar.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Is your girlfriend 10 years old? Seriously, that's a stupid reason for a breakup. I think she was just looking for an excuse. FYI, that movie is now 22 years old (released in 1994), so unless you're my age, I'm not surprised you haven't seen it.
JKPwnage 27
FML comment section logic
gabby1001 9
ehh. i would.. maybe... most likely ?
Pootispencerhere 1
Why????????