hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sensitive
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
hot_shot
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
heartbrokenl12453
Movie night
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
I hate games
Belton, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
heartbroken
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?
IAmzephyr 22
I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.
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Comments (96)
Kaje85_fml 1
Did you at least hakuna her tatas first?
ihateyoubob 4
I would too OP
Love_me_forevar 2
Neither have i so all is well
LeonDaRealProfi 6
girrllllllssss are crazy wheen they have their days
Dankmemes100 3
I'm sorry why could you just watch it with her right then and there
Cheddarface 1
At least she got it out of the way before the relationship started to Mufasa.
notjordansime 12
Neither have I...
jbuckets_404 39
OP, I never have either, but I do know what "Hakuna matata" means anyway. You dodged a bullet there, kid. Immature people are no fun to associate with esp. romantically. Best wishes!