Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
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imtooshy 18
Did she also announce how sorry she was for acting like an ass? That shit isn't announcement material...it's personal. I don't think she's old enough for sex by the way she's acting.
mybarra6 17
Another FML about an unfaithful gf/bf...doesn't surprise me as much anymore...FYL OP
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Comments (100)
Sopho_o 15
That's a very strange thing to do, I say run while you can! Good luck!
lazyav 3
At least she didn't say she was pregnant,THAT would have been awkward.
Ambiguous404 6
It doesn't specify when she lost her v card! She may have lost it before the relationship and announced it now!unless I misread something! Either way she's a bitch for announcing it in front of everyone'
VeganVampyre 27
Are you aware that there is more than one option for punctuation?
cuppycakeslove 20
I just don't get why she would announce that to everyone during dinner..
bingbongbingbong 11
They are for indiana they keep it in down there
buckdharma 38
#19- To avoid the otherwise awkward dinner conversation.
bingbongbingbong 11
She only had to let one of her parents know one was involved in the taking of her Virginity
graceinsheepwear 34
That's an interesting perspective and certainly possible, although unlikely. Being abused in that way usually leads to secrecy and shame, even though they are a victim.
Wittledinosaure 7
Yeah. It's not surprising these days when there are unfaithful lovers. But that does suck.. A lot. Hopefully she isn't your gf Anymore now. Plenty of fishes in the sea as they say.
k_lylepad 19
The day you learn your girlfriend is a hoe.
LissaMccracken 23
Why would she announce that to everyone!?
SystemofaBlink41 27
I think the closest thing to a reasonable explanation is that she forgot who she slept with. "So you're telling me you were never black, OP? Huh..."
rfid_fml 13
Because she went full retard?
NavalAvaiations1 5
damn man, I feel for you. A woman worth your trust is out there, don't give up.
pwnman 33
OP, you deserve much better. I'm 97.95% percent sure that you have dumped her, and get rid of her cheating ass, who doesn't understand the rights and the wrongs!