Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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Top comments
TidusBlade 0
Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P
heathcoate 0
Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.
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Comments (319)
elizacandle 29
What a bitch! Unless you did something to legitimately piss her off , that's just low!
ItHasNoName 1
oooh that slick bastard :P no offence
happyfingers 15
Get an engagement ring box. Get on one knee. And when you open it have a little piece of paper inside that says "Just kidding." That'll teach her. Mwahahaha
PHP_fml 22
Lol my gf have done that to me aswell, just do the same to her ;)
AlwaysWatching 27
Right as I read this the song I'm listening said take your pants off.
Andrewbt1 5
Hahaha
mel0891 2
There's a book that teaches women to do that
yazzieyaz1 18
I'm gonna do that someday
syed121417 22
Ughh I never understood why girls do that. Not all girls, of course, but I guess some women just don't respect a man enough. Is she mad at you for something? Even if she is, that's a slightly immature way to go about it. But no true harm done, I guess.
redgun40 16
The troll song just started playing in my head that's ******* hilarious