rattledwife666
Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LonelyShowers
Mission Hills, United States
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
jshibbz0993
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cheap and gross
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Anonymous
Big Baby
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
juggalo2
Troy, United States
Dude, gross!
Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML
Anonymous
Germany
Communication unclear
Today, I said to my man, "You used to tell me you love me, but lately you don’t even want me telling you." He responded with a story about his clogged shower drain and then couldn’t understand why I got upset, because apparently this was his “reply to the question I asked.” WTF? FML
Niles
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Ew?Really?
Montrose, United States
Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
randomjulz
United States
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
cheap bastard!
United States
Economy 101
Today, instead of thinking he should try to get a higher-paying job (like I did) my husband decided to come up with some money saving ideas. Almost all of them include being unhygienic, such as weekly showers, wiping dishes, and only washing clothes after 5 or more wears. I want a divorce. FML
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tibtak 20
He succeeded in being a jerk twice in one short sentence
Aiden89 23
I feel sorry for you OP, If my girl wanted to save water, I wouldn't think twice.
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xxiiixix7 2
I wanna save water ?
HUGBUG 23
What an asshole
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
In his defense, it kinda sucks just standing there getting cold waiting for your wife to wash her hair.
Fireant_man 6
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You must be ugly or fat
MidnaLink 35
Thanks, your analysis is very helpful.
Konarika 11
And you must be superficial af
Aiden89 23
I feel sorry for you OP, If my girl wanted to save water, I wouldn't think twice.
tibtak 20
He succeeded in being a jerk twice in one short sentence
onceuponatime456 16
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Time for a new husband, you do not deserve abuse.
species4872 20
Since when is a witty comeback abuse?
lexiieeex3 32
What kind of man would say that to his wife? That's just horrendous. You didn't deserve that OP.
yergenferfer 9
It's a dood
jackjona 5
I prefer to shower alone the water temperature is the first problem then not both can be in the water so someone end s up freezing
themadpeterson 10
Agreed. Shower sex is only good if you're the one under the showerhead.
ShotaSammy 17
Okay but showering together isn't just about sex. You should just enjoy being around each other, and appreciate their body. Have sex after.
LyricaSilvan 30
Wow. What an ass. I hope you told him to remember that line the next time he wants some "personal time" with you.
mariri9206 32
Next time he wants sex, throw this back in his face.