Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in a bathroom stall. Someone’s little brat had to come in and peek under the stall. She yelled, "Mommy there are two naked people in here!" Her mother bitched us out for, “ruining her daughter’s innocence." The cops were called. FML
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stormer461 13
Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?
MiSo_Delek 7
This FML has YDI written all over it
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Comments (284)
Honda288 2
Finish in your vehicle? And don't have sex with children in the vicinity. Like a water park.
amii_boi 0
No sh*t sherlock?
whistlepig21 0
Everyones wearing their swimsuit only at waterparks..?
cunningchick 1
You guys are sick bastards.
HExX_15 2
I'd say that's pretty awesome
mrtjawesome 14
probably bout half the people here sayin this was bad probably dont have girlfriends or boyfriends to know what love is like with
bsc23 8
Or they have children and are disgusted at the idea of having sex Ed taught to their kids while at the water park.
PYLrulz 17
Or have a little respect and know that kind of thing is not meant for a public place like that
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Or they have something called "self-control." You know, that thing that allows you to wait until you are somewhere private rather than "Oops got an itch MUST **** NOW!"
Iknoweverything 29
Actually, they probably DO have boyfriends and girlfriends, they just aren't the kind of trash who find chlorine-smelling moldy areas filled with screaming kids as a great place to get it on. Just because some people think public sex is bad doesn't mean they don't understand love, or don't have a significant other.
samjune 0
Either you're a 12 yr old or you're just extremely incompetent to think that your statement justifies the situation. Which is it?
calivianya 29
I had the opposite thought. I thought the only people who would think this is cool are people without SOs to have sex with.
zapusek23 8
What the **** else would you be wearing,it's a ******* waterpark.
jadedragon 5
Sounds kinky. Something I'd like to try. But are you surprised you got kicked out?
SooInnLovee 6
YDI. I mean come on, how does waterparks turn you on? The kids should be writing an FML about hearing this. At least you had your swimsuits on....ha
Anavrin9 2
That sucks, man. Find a more secretive public place next time, because god knows it's fun as hell to mess around in a public setting. The children'll learn about that shit soon enough anyway.