Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in a bathroom stall. Someone’s little brat had to come in and peek under the stall. She yelled, "Mommy there are two naked people in here!" Her mother bitched us out for, “ruining her daughter’s innocence." The cops were called. FML
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stormer461 13
Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?
MiSo_Delek 7
This FML has YDI written all over it
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Comments (284)
Skaterdrew 0
Lol! Does nobody get OP's point? He probably had a huge boner, and then he was escorted out before he could make it less noticeable? Thats why I think this was made at least...
cinderella10383 6
Ok so I think the big deal of being thrown out in just their swimsuits could have something to do with their keys, wallet, money and clothing being in a locker!! Just a guess I know when I visit water parks and amusement parks I use the lockers for the things I don't need.
AffenKid 9
WHY WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN???!?!?!
eclyse88 0
Only in your swimsuits!!? At a water park!!!? That's sucks!.....not
IsMyWenieHard 0
Haha dude that sounds like fun I would totally try this if my girlfriend hadn't broken up with me last night
fsamslife92 8
You mean you were only wearing swimsuits at a water park? That must have been mortifying after people walked in on you having sex in public.
ilovecattle20 0
he prolly had a boner. so just a suit would be a bad thing!
sadie7101 0
And that's like totally classy right?
pandalover69 26
well duh wtf did you expect you morons. ydi!
singforever7464 0
Um duh...lol YDI idiot.
Rainbow_Crash 11
Of course the security guard and the woman "barged in" (as you so put it) on you! You were ******* in a public place, within range of CHILDREN. Did the fact that they were around not curtail you, or do you and your lady friend get off to the squeals and laughter of children? And I'm sure that being escorted out of a water park in your swimsuits was just mortifying for you after being caught bumping uglies in a dirty, rank, mold infested changing room. Had my kid been there, you'd have walked out in much less. YDI.