Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in a bathroom stall. Someone’s little brat had to come in and peek under the stall. She yelled, "Mommy there are two naked people in here!" Her mother bitched us out for, “ruining her daughter’s innocence." The cops were called. FML
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stormer461 13
Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?
MiSo_Delek 7
This FML has YDI written all over it
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Comments (284)
perdix 31
How rude! With all of the cutbacks schools are making in sex ed programs, how are the little bastards supposed to learn to procreate!?
ceilingfans 1
The internetz?
megapeyt 17
Perdix you've solved the economic crisis. Attaway man
thisbitchlys 0
couldnt wait till you got home?
zakkyzebra 11
Not when nature calls for kinky...
WCARlover 35
Uh does it mean birthday suits? Swim suits are okay at a waterpark...
agm77 9
That's pretty disrespectful. Water parks are family places. Wouldn't you rather have privacy anyways? YDI.
Petunia888 13
Some people are exhibitionists. But yeah, you're right; if people wanna do it in public, they should go somewhere where no kids would be present.
heyred 11
Because a moldy locker room is so sexy, right? YDI
soccerguy2 11
it is sexy. that slimy green mold turns me on. don't judge me.
ScarletBloom 14
You were using your balls to think instead of your head. YDI!
PYLrulz 17
Or using "his head" instead of his head. But that works just as well
bubo_fml 11
Because the smell of fish & chlorine really gets me going, I can't help but have a bone-a-rama in the funky changing stall!
cinderella10383 6
If you have smelled fish while with your girl/girls you need to see a doctor... That's not normal!
alexup24 13
super classy
efro4472 1
They should've pressed charges
monkeywrench1 10
In europe people are not that prude like here in the us and they won't run to the police crying because of a little incident.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I'm pretty sure though people in Europe are more relaxed when it comes to certain things (like nudity) they'd still be pretty annoyed at two people having sex around their kids.
awesomeAlexx0 0
Well it's a water park so people are going to be in their bathing suits so your not that one person in their bathing suit