Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in a bathroom stall. Someone’s little brat had to come in and peek under the stall. She yelled, "Mommy there are two naked people in here!" Her mother bitched us out for, “ruining her daughter’s innocence." The cops were called. FML
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stormer461 13
Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?
MiSo_Delek 7
This FML has YDI written all over it
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Comments (284)
yohipy100 0
invasion of privacy ppl
sparklenshine 3
Well it is a waterpark so swimsuit seems to fit the dress code
brandonc 3
I don't see the point in a FML if the OP is the cause of the FML in the first place, and had the choice for it to happen or not to happen..
AmbrosiaWriter 17
If no one could see, and no one could hear, then they would've never gotten caught would they? The fact they DID get caught meant that they were either making enough noise, or the changing stall isn't as private as you seem to think it is.
picturescrazy 24
Of course you deserve it. You run that risk when you do that in public! That could've gone a lot worse, you're lucky you were just escorted out. And if you're at a waterpark... it makes sense for you to leave in a swimsuit.
7SeasOfRhye 1
well duh you left in your swimsuits, you prick. YDI...stop bitchin on FML
lil_ski 0
So you were thrown out while wearing a bathing suit in a water park...isn't that what everyone is wearing?
yaoifreak 8
Isn't that what u usually wear ate a water park
C0N71NG3NCY 6
It only sucks for the guy, it's hard to hide a hard-on in a swimsuit. Plus I imagine it was weird getting changed outside of the water park. But oh well, shame you got caught, it is kind of exciting having sex in a public area. Just don't get caught!
iTroller 0
Either keep it in your pants, or wait until you're in private. So inconsiderate.