Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML
Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML
Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, the kid I was tutoring told me that, "Pirates were a myth. Like the Greeks and Romans." He's 16. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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Top comments
kidclarke 15
I'm surprised you didn't say Disneyland.
jennifer93 0
Yeahhh math isnt my best subject either ;p
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Comments (309)
Juliaa15 6
Don't hurt yourself there.
EvilPotato 15
uuuuuh Mexico!
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
And Evil Potato is our winner!!
HoneyBall 3
morocco isn't an island and neither in the Caribbean. i'm quite sure he is the genius here
daybowbow 0
See 2007 Miss Teen South Carolina. "Some people out there in our nation don't have maps..."
claireful 4
best. comment. ever. "like the Iraq and other Asian countries..."
miraggg 1
like such as
Livinia 11
I'd facepalm too if I were him.
Narwhalskill 0
"what's the Caribbean? is that a store?"
DjeePee 25
Tortuga. Duuuh.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Are you my mummy?
wrigglezeus 0
win on the doctor who reference!
Feklfekl2222 32
tortuga is part of an island more specifically a port
fthku 13
That is probably one of the scarier Dr. Who episodes (of the new Dr. Who of course) I've seen. That and the one on the plane with David Tennant, when a mysterious creature takes over him. OP, sounds to me like you'd make some great failbook contributions.
Jonah171 12
I facepalmed, too.
mccaincracker 6
i was thinking the same thing :p
ngarcia333 0
Please don't tell people you're from Texas. what a shame
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
agree :)
Youngnut18 6
Lol yeah I know right! gives us Texananatians a bad name... she should of said the island of Brazil or Antarctica... >.>