Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my wife got bored and went into my collection of old PC games. She started playing Mass Effect and commented that she loved it and wanted to play all three. I don't know how to tell her that it ends worse than Game of Thrones. FML
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PhilSnake22 13
Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.
JACKxRAWR 22
Well he IS the god of **** and wine.
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Comments (120)
DARKDAY07 16
so your tool is angry powerful and strong
mrcook9 5
OUCH! That stings!!! Hey... At least she thought you were good?
sniperdog6518 5
Mine was Napoleon Bonaparte
insane_gorila 5
Did its tip get cut of in the battle of the blackwater
Sansa_fml 38
Or that's really rude, or she thinks your penis is awesome. Because Tyrion is awesome.
LunaCrimson 10
Least your penis knows how the game is played?
Jerepasaurus 12
Tyrion may be a dwarf but he's actually an incredibly well-hung character! Flip a coin to determine her true meaning, because it could go either way. XD
anon385 23
As a GoT fan. I must ask ... How big is it?
caspertink 17
Tyrion is known for getting all the pussy... Appreciate it
Unlucky1232 20
so? sure it means your small but it also means your awesome!