Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my wife got bored and went into my collection of old PC games. She started playing Mass Effect and commented that she loved it and wanted to play all three. I don't know how to tell her that it ends worse than Game of Thrones. FML
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PhilSnake22 13
Your penis is now a Lannister, one of the wealthiest penises in all the seven kingdoms.
JACKxRAWR 22
Well he IS the god of **** and wine.
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Comments (120)
GiantMotherFukr 7
Congrats your dick is the god of **** and wine and woman always want to sleep with you because a Lanister always pays his debts
smartjaguargurl 17
If it's relating to his height, that sucks and I'm sorry. But you should know that Tyrion is known for being well endowed and knowing how to use it, so it could also be a compliment.
PinkBalloonLady 4
Could have been worse had it not been GoT that got her addicted... Just think it might have been called The Hobbit then :D
o76923 8
Maybe there's a good reason that Shae called him "her giant".
kbolt89 5
on the up-side, Tyrion Lannister is a badass, on the down-side, he is also a little person.
Cedrina 11
Honestly, this is awesome.
597mph 10
Looks like the new name didn't "float your boat."
idknicholle 14
one midfet I would **** the shit out of, ijs.
babyseastar 5
LMFAO THE IMP
Naule 11
That small he?