Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML
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disturbedchic 0
Prolly time to get a new "future" wife. The sooner you know these things the better.
Jethro_fml 0
You sure can pick 'em. Jet
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Comments (92)
x_sta 0
Shouldn't this be f her life? Anyway, that sucks!!
licketyslit 0
YDI for causing cancer
alijacket 0
So, what exactly do you mean by "future"?
Ninjaface 0
Why did you put "future" in quotes? Are you implying that you already married her, and then went back in time to introduce her to your parents? In that case, it shouldn't be too hard to fix, what with your having a time machine and all.
repyourcliche 0
i think they were implying that she WAS his future wife until said act, whereas now... not so much
horniness 4
well at least now u have an excuse...
EatMyJizzBitch 0
bwa hahahaha dumb ass
kindness 0
wow. that's ridiculous. but did you let her get that drunk? of course she should have controlled herself in the first place. stupid people. i'm guessing she just said these things randomly but yeah, was your father being rude to her or something? does she usually drink that much? there's some important facts left out that make me wonder. but hmm. yeah. "future" wife is right.
tiokotomia 0
YDI. You should think at least twice before even considering marrying such a woman.
cryssycakesx3 23
I think he is, hence "future" wife...
MagicJosh 0
I bet she ***** like a champ though!
FraggleRoc 0
Seems like a classy broad.