Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Jackson Galaxy wanabee
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Top comments
Dat_Class_Tho 26
So does he have the same pet name for both of you, or did he put the wrong one on the ring because of a mix up at the engravers? Because in my head right now, I'm picturing that the cat's new collar tag says "my love" and your ring says "fluffykins".
One_In_Three 24
Could be worse: the letters could look like Comic Sans, then you have a problem.
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Comments (38)
ohSNAPyall 27
This wasn't very thoughtful.
delichick 27
Id think that would be awesome! Mind you I love animals more than people
soulreaper12296 28
Well....I mean....pets are family to.....
cootiequeen4444 11
is the pet name for the cat very..idk feline-y or animal-y? Like fluffy or kitty or something like that. Or is it something that could readily apply to people like dear or precious or beautiful or something of that ilk? If it is something "species neutral" than maybe he used that engraving because it is his go-to term endearment for the things he loves. or/and maybe it his way of welcoming you into his family? I mean.. if it is clearly an engagement type of ring it's not like it is an old ring he got for himself to celebrate his cat or whatever. Right?... I'm r-right, correct? Maybe just bite the bullet and just ask him 'why?'
sleepyolivia 14
Downvoting just for the text stutter. Sorry, as someone who actually does have a stutter I hate those.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Did he give you a ring with "My Pussy" engraved on it?
Artures_way1 23
I just love your name
noellebelle626 19
Yea.. I have nothing to say to that. I'm sorry maybe try explaining this to him? He may change it
moocowmilk0 19
I feel like you made an account just for this fml
PhoenixChick 26
This is a setup for the freakiest threesome ever.
19foxy81 8
That sucks