Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Jackson Galaxy wanabee
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Top comments
Dat_Class_Tho 26
So does he have the same pet name for both of you, or did he put the wrong one on the ring because of a mix up at the engravers? Because in my head right now, I'm picturing that the cat's new collar tag says "my love" and your ring says "fluffykins".
One_In_Three 24
Could be worse: the letters could look like Comic Sans, then you have a problem.
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Comments (38)
Gouda80 1
What if the ring has been used for another proposal and named the pet the same to cover it up..
JamieLuv2u 11
I was thinking the same as #31. That the cat name is just a cover up for something weirder, but easier to explain.
hoosierholla 17
She is allowed to dislike it.
hoosierholla 17
People shouldn't have said it then, either. I'm sure op is very happy that her boyfriend proposed to her, but she doesn't HAVE to like the ring just because he got it for her.
Mysterybounty 6
Yo show you that you are his pussy now :).
amypr 20
You know what this means, right? The cat was his first choice, but turned him down.
NakedandAfraid 14
So is he asking you to marry him, or is he asking your permission to marry his cat?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, you didn't have to say yes, but I assume you did considering you said future husband. Sounds like you should rewrite the lyrics to Meghan Trainor's Dear Future Husband song and make them say something about how he should love you more than his cat.
Luxxi 18
Furry.