Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, while away on training with the army, my housemates rang me to tell me some news. They had found a perfect house for next year and they had put an offer on it. The only problem? There are 5 of us and the house is for 4. Guess who hasn't been included. FML
Today, because of a miscommunication with my boss, the furniture I was renting during my summer job was taken back by the movers. I still have a week of work left and nothing to eat with, and nothing to sit or sleep on. FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
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Kirashai 9
If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.
ashleykay94 7
wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?
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Comments (202)
Jonnie_effed_up 0
So wat? At camp I slept on the floor for a week while I gave my roommate the cot
nicko_oz 4
they are obviously not friends and they obviously knew there were beds if they "forgot" their sleeping bags so i would: 1 but dirt in their beds so it is uncomfortable to sleep in. Not so much so that they see but enough to make it gritty! 2 fill a container with hot water and put their hands in it while they are asleep to see if makes them pee 3 the shaving cream trick 4 put tooth paste in their ears while they are asleep i hear thats fun to get out who cares how they react to any of it because i would be ditching those bitches once you get back
JR559qwerty 0
I like the short fml's the best these long ones are tediuos on my brain
slieb845 0
you must be "that guy" in the group. grow some balls and take the bed
dez63 9
is it really so bad sleeping on the floor especially if you have a sleeping bag? I do it all the time over my cousins house. well, I guess it depends in how old you are
nomz333 5
while they are sleeping draw on all their faces for every day until finally one gives in and gives you their bed.
likerawrandstuff 0
yer Friends Are Ass Holes.!
scdragon 0
you should eat the foods that give you the worst gas and fart them out.
lbcurtis 1
friends are assholes
Lulblast 4
I wonder how you felt after they all "forgot" their sleeping bags.