Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, while away on training with the army, my housemates rang me to tell me some news. They had found a perfect house for next year and they had put an offer on it. The only problem? There are 5 of us and the house is for 4. Guess who hasn't been included. FML
Today, because of a miscommunication with my boss, the furniture I was renting during my summer job was taken back by the movers. I still have a week of work left and nothing to eat with, and nothing to sit or sleep on. FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
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Top comments
Kirashai 9
If any of them are heavy sleepers, pull them out of bed at night and perform a slick bed-switch.
ashleykay94 7
wow you're friends are jerks. are you sure they're "friends"?
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Comments (202)
manbearpig28 3
i'm gonna use that sometime...
iseduran 5
those are not friends! don't tell me your paying for the trip too?!
gatiivs 3
pff. Talking your way out of that should be a breeze if they treat you like a human. If you were a guy i would just call you a pussy.
tom_es 3
Tell them that there are bed bugs
Jays7 10
Now, how is that 'fair'? :S
baileymarie21 0
your friends are assholes.
AshleyCole 0
you guys should just rotate who gets the sleeping bag each night
Jazze_fml 10
that is when the one of you who "remebered" to do what you were all suposed to do get first dibs on a bed and the one with no bed can lend the brought sleeping bag. sounds fair to me at least.
Clarice1 9
I really don't understand people like this. Why would you want to screw over your friends, and why would you be friends with people who enjoy screwing you over?
grymdylan 1
"That's not friends" All of you saying that are fools. Don't you know how friendship in school works? This is just funny stuff... Not FML worthy.