Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
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Top comments
umerin 32
Sounds like you need new friends.
JewKnowIt 19
That's awful, OP. I hope they get what they deserve.
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Comments (106)
worldclassrager 41
Phone lock...but elaborate it's an understatement
aceking602 11
that is ******* hilarious
slackerjoe 22
I'm pretty sure all of the hijackers were muslim/terrorists. almost interchangeable in today's war strewn world!
Miklais 0
My common sense says one should switch off the cell phone or set it on silent mode on such occasion. I doubt people would be more tolerant if they heard any other ringtone.
rainbowdog 17
Um, no that's islamophobic, 78. Muslim and terrorist aren't interchangeable words, you're lumping extremists with innocent people. That's like saying all white Americans are racist.
earlytermination 34
Those aren't friends. Sorry, OP!
wondermoose 28
This isn't even remotely funny why would they think that's okay? People need to grow up and realize how emotional this situation is
earlytermination 34
It's likely OP was born post 9/11. It's not fair to expect them to understand the true devastation of that day.
FarFromHome_fml 17
Aside from being downright racist, it's also disrespectful to the many lives lost or changed by that day.
Witchylady 18
Now that's a prank.
RoLo4eva 3
Disrespectful as it may be, I actually judge it 2b quite epic. While, most find it distasteful & are downright disgusted with this flawlessly executed prank 'gem'; I have only my devilishly morbid sense of humour to blame. Too soon? Naaah! Crack a smile. C'mon, ya know ya wanna.. -RoLo