Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
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Top comments
umerin 32
Sounds like you need new friends.
JewKnowIt 19
That's awful, OP. I hope they get what they deserve.
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Comments (106)
beeferjay 34
jet fuel cant melt steel either
thenielsens 12
Really? Grow up man.
TonierShadow 19
Your friends are the best
kbryan0004 11
I'm glad they have been shunned but someone needs to seriously sit down with them and show them the footage of that day. I can't imagine ppl being ao ignorant. its so awful and disrespectful its not even funny. its horrendous. I hope someone kicks their butts!
shadowlurker_j 15
What a disrespectful prank...
militarybrat 21
Not friends anymore. How distasteful, disrespectful. Low-lying pieces of CRAP.
balake_fml 8
What the **** is wrong with them
Vlen_fml 20
that's just disgusting. any retaliation short of maiming and killing them is justified.
reagantk15 7
that is so disrespectful you need to think about getting some new friends
BeenIt 5
Your 'friends' are ******* assholes!! For real. Get new ones and tell the old ones to grow the **** up.