Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
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Top comments
umerin 32
Sounds like you need new friends.
JewKnowIt 19
That's awful, OP. I hope they get what they deserve.
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Comments (106)
abn110 9
They must have had a blast... Oops too early?
abn110 9
Must've*
SnowxSakura 17
There's a time and place for pranks, and this was neither. Making a joke about the 2,000+ innocent people that died on that day, and the first responders that have died from asbestos and other related cancers. You're a piece of shit for even making a joke like that.
rvontr88 21
****. You. I lost family and friends in those towers.
frankiero 17
Not to mention all the Muslims who have been attacked both physically and verbally due to a group of extremists. smh.
militarybrat 21
Are you ******* kidding me.
AvAfan 14
Wow man, a friend died in the plane. I remember his last words... ALAHU AKBAR
A07 48
That's not even remotely funny, sorry.
Supaviper 14
Oh my. You should never talk with these people again. Worst friends ever - They interrupted a moment of respect for innocent lives taken away! I hope you could explain to other people in the room. FYL OP..
alyciawatkins37 13
That is the worst thing I've ever heard! #neednewfriends
smoothies14 32
Turning 9/11 into a practical joke? I don't know if I'm more disappointed or angry. It's sick and disrespectful. I'm from OKC and no one jokes about the bombing.
rvontr88 21
It breaks my heart.
m_aranas 5
thats a whole new level of low
samurai1833 16
That is the funniest and evilist thing I've ever heard your friends are AWESOME! I wish my pals were that diabolical!
corky1992 33
there is something wrong with you if you find this funny. it's extremely immature and disrespectful.
AznLuvsMusic 26
I'm sorry to hear this happened to you, OP, but know that you did nothing wrong. Those are some disrespectful bastards and I hope they get what they deserve.
bigred6693 12
That's not funny....
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You need new friends if they think something extremely disrespectful is funny.
Chilled_Rambo 11
Your "friends" are huge dicks.