Today, my boyfriend really gets off hearing me talk about previous sexual experiences in extreme detail while we are having sex. I have run out of real stories, so now I just make stuff up, but it's getting hard keeping track. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend whipped out his proverbial notebook, where he obviously keeps notes of what I do and how I act during sex, and then grilled me about every single one of those things. Now I'm scared to do anything because I don't want to be interrogated about it later. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, the fuck boi I’ve been seeing got so interested about my only bi experience, which was light petting in high school, that I’ve started making up far-fetched embellishments to the tale. I can’t believe the stuff this guy is willing to believe. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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cuz803 46
Wanna give roleplay a go? Maybe reenact some of those stories if it isn't cringey?
RichardPencil 32
The internet basically exists because of the industry that will provide you with infinite material. It's called ****.
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cuz803 46
Wanna give roleplay a go? Maybe reenact some of those stories if it isn't cringey?
RichardPencil 32
The internet basically exists because of the industry that will provide you with infinite material. It's called ****.
emmalou 19
that's like faking orgasms, don't do that for him and if he's getting off on hearing stories I guarantee you he's going to ask to be a watcher
D J's MOM 17
i suggest you stop now. if he doesn't get excited from just being with you, then you need to reevaluate your relationship. his luck.
ODBeefalo 10
the two of you should look into kinks... sound like he has a fairly common one, or a few. but figure it out and talk it all over. but neither of you should be stuck in a relationship you can't enjoy fully. talk, research, talk again.