Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
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Top comments
umerin 32
Sounds like you need new friends.
JewKnowIt 19
That's awful, OP. I hope they get what they deserve.
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Comments (106)
gobiteme2 34
When you see your ex-friends again you should go “Allahu Akbar” on them
A07 48
Allahu Akbar literally means God is Great, and now you look like an idiot.
elsie23 11
Op, you've blessed by calling Allah.
yea_its_me123 13
OH MY **** I AM SOOOO SORRY OP THAT SUCKS
skyblueprincess 17
Shitty friends
corky1992 33
I think you need new friends, but you also should have had your phone on silent or off.
MarkGaus 12
Thats why you put friends in quotation marks
LyricaSilvan 30
Some friends. Sounds like they wanted to make you look like a douche.
kaysiescott 11
I'm so sorry they did that to you.
Etweens96 25
My father is a first responder and I find this appalling that they did this to you! Find new friends because these have no respect for those who died!
dirtbikeguy 14
putting aside the seriousness of 9/11 and how terribly disrespectful your friends were with this prank, they got you good.