Absent
France
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
goodbye sweet internet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Athens, Greece
Easy mark
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
shushingmoon
United States
Rolled
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
MCForty
Charlotte, United States
Manly man
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
PokeTheBear
Canada
No fun
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
soreloser
Manhattan, United States
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Poolfool
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Anonymous
Card sharp
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Top comments
Zacarega 0
OMG That is so freaken Halarious! However I feel your pain... in my side !
xMrAndyTranx 4
Or they wanted to give you a free show!
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sumtimeslife_sux 0
that is ******* hilariuos
masquerade08 0
I don't consider this that bad. But, I try to avoid getting completely naked in front of a group of people. The only guy who gets to see all of me is the one lucky enough to have me in his bed. And that one guy is currently in Australia.
PillsburyDopeBoy 0
I almost crapped my pants listening to that thanx that sure as hell made my day
Crowcaller 5
ydi 4 being ugly put some makeup on or wear a mask
Seleeeen 0
Hahaha this is so funny
hanoha 0
ydi for being fat...no jk but awe tht sucks but hey if they don't want u to take off ur clothes then take the cloths offa them!
TJammah 0
XD
Skinnyfatty 1
Ugh. I can imagine it though. The ugliest chick in the group is usually the one who wants to get naked the fastest. I wonder why that is.
jugar38 0
hurray for strip poker everyone loves a good game of strip poker
mattc96821 6
how is that bad, you get a free show =D