Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
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icecreamdriveby 5
She's an attention seeker.
NGM_KID 0
LMAO!! There's an ad on this page that says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test and you will know!" OP - That sucks, but you didn't feel bad about it before, so why know?
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NGM_KID 0
EDIT: to #8...I meant "now" not "know". Just cause there are grammar nazis out there. And #4 fails!!
drinkupgorgeous 0
Awww, FYL because your friend's an anorexic attention whoree. :(
dance531 3
Just because she complains about her weight, it doesn't mean that she's "anorexic". And it certainly doesn't mean that she's "a *****". Maybe she was seeking attention but don't jump to conclusions.
glykoula09 0
she could be one of those people who are really skinny and complaining about how fat they are...i know loads of people like that..everyone just thinks of their bodies in a different ways... but hey...if you two really are fat..dont feel down!! they do plenty of things! take up sumu wrestling...play 'whos the biggest loser:home edition'...or become a human bowling ball!
97currie 0
I like the optimism!
PurpleLightsaber 4
I like you
maichido 0
#11 FAILS FOR SAYING 'FAILS'
mytralala_fml 7
well you fail too then.
NGM_KID 0
#14, then you're a hypocrite cause you said 'FAILS' too you dumbass!
redbluegreen 41
I guess those dinner plans are out now...
vooper 0
Bitchslap her, say "find a treadmill and some new friends", and move on. Don't deal with hoes like her :D
hopiee 0
I AGREE WITH #17 :|
itsgen 16
omg what a bitch and whats the big deal if ur fat i mean if she hates being fat then she should get off her lazy complaining ass and do something about it uhhg i hate ppl who always complain
BaldOuting 0
drama queen. drop her.